Mom: Amber, I think you should go on a gluten-free diet.
Me: 0-0
Yeah...no gluten.
I can't have bread. No wheat. No pasta. No cheese its. *starts shaking you around* WHY?! WHY U NO CHEESE IT?! HUH? HUH?!
What's gonna happen to my funny books? I write those chapters when I'm high on cheese its. Should I create a second account called DespressedBD and write a book called ,'No Wheat' and make it a book that will make you cry?
Maybe I can fast. Not eat at all. Or drink. 'Cause I can't have water either.
If I don't update for a long time it's probably because I'm starved to death or I'm chilling out with Brotato in his Jesus skin because we fasted for 40 days.
And all of this is over a skin disease I have and there's no way to get over it until they make a cure.
Pleeeeease. Hurry up on trying to cure cancer and cure skin diseases...
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The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
De Todo2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.
