The Ghost Advice Horse Journal

DANCE PARTAY

Me and you,

You and me.

Let's go back, let's go back.

1983 is callin'

I've been one my knees and crawlin'

Back to you

It's coming all back to meeeee.

1983!!!!

-1983 Neon Trees

When your rife with devestation

There's a simple explaination:

You're a toymaker's creation

Trapped inside a crystal ball.

And whichever way he tilts it

Know that we must be resilient

We won't let them break our spirits

As we sing our silly song!

When I was a little filly,

a galloping blaze overtook my city

So they shipped me off to the orphanage

Said "Ditch those roots if you wanna fit in."

So I dug 1,000 holes and cut a rug with orphan foals

Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still know the words to this song.

When you've bungled all your bangles,

And you loved ones have been mangled,

Listen to the jingle jangle

Of my gypsy tambourine!

'Cause these chords are hypnotizing

And the whole world's harmonizing

So please children stop your crying

And just sing along with me!

-Gypsy Bard Friendship is Witchcraft

Step one: Try not to be so selfconscious

Two: Shift your weight into your haunches.

Three: Give a leap into the air and

Four: Just forget your parents are both dead!

"I meant the other song..."

Chin up! Even if you're not adopted!

It's not because you are unwanted.

But it might help if you were magic.

Not just a boring, ugly, pink earth pony who nobody will love because you're unworthy!

I love too many parodies...