Dad: *scrolling through shows he recently watched*
Real Sex
Sex and the City
Tremé (porno *cough*)
Me: *slowly walks down hall trying not to look like my eyes just burned out*
YOU ARE READING
The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
Random2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.