Me: *sitting in director's chair on set*
Ant: *walks in, picks me up and throws me on the ground* WTF DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Me: Ga'll dood. It was just an ending.
Dan: *slaps me across the face* SUICIDE REALLY?!
Me: *looks around.* Hey look. Everyone is here. Even the Nudged characters.
Adam: I don't exist yet.
Everyone: *laughing*
Me: No.*walks away*
Em: YES! She's gone! Lez goo!
Amber: Em, I'm not sure-
Everyone: *starts dancing*
Me: *comes back* WTF?!
Amber: I tried Amber.
Me: I know you did me.
Amber: *takes out gun and shoots me* I'm the only Amber now! *break dances*
What goes on in my brain...You don't want to know.
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The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
Losowe2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.
