Dust: Reread your books.
Admin: Dude, they're terrible. I read Young Us in the car a few days ago and I cried it was so bad.
Dust: Read it again! Read it again!
Admin: Never.
Dust: Plzzzzzzz.
Admin: Fine.
*a few minutes pass*
Admin: *slow claps* So crappy I love it.
Dust: Sooooo?
Admin: ITS FLIPPING 17 PARTS. I HATE IT.
Dust: Well, okay. Next is Teen Us.
*After about an hour*
Admin: *slow claps* I am amazing. My book needs more reads. Seriously people, I cried. I felt Chimney's emotions.
Chimney: Why do you put me through this crap?
Admin: Because I'm Batman.
Dust: Sooooo, what next?
Admin: *turns toward camera* I'm doing book reviews! I'll read it and I'll rate it and add it to my reading list. Now go! What are you waiting for! Seriously, if you're still reading, you're really dumb. Jk. Now go!
YOU ARE READING
The Ghost Advice Horse Journal
Random2 cups of random, a teaspoon of requests, a pinch of rants, 1/2 a cup of best friends, and 2 cups of stories. Mix it up. This is the recipe for disaster.
