Number 1- The goal, asthetic satisfaction, if no one qualifies, there's a need for further action.
Number 2- Grab a man (or girl) that's your second, your side shipper, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number 3- Have your shippers type screen to screen, talk about OTP's, or negotiate a site and space. This is common place, 'specially 'tween recruits, most shippers cry and no one pukes!
Number 4- If they don't like your ship, that's alright, time to get some writers and some tissues on sight. Comission in advance, you treat them with civility, have them turn around so they can show writing abilities.
Number 5- Binge and eat until the sun is in the sky. Pick a place to die when the time is right.
Number 6- Leave a note for your next to kin, tell em' where you've been, pray that they get slayed by Seokjin.
Number 7- Forgive your sins, ready for their moment of adrenaline, when you finally face the right lemons.
Number 8- Your last chance to click off and wait, talk to the writer, see if they can set the fics' plot straight.
"AshOfFandoms!"
"Follower, sir."
"Can we agree that fanwars dumb are immature?"
"Sure! But your requests have to answer for our word, sir."
"For the feels? We both know that's absurd, sir."
"Hold on, how many left your page because your chapters are very slow, and angst is ruinous?"
"Okay, so I'm doing this..."
Number 9- Look 'em in the eye, click no higher, summon all the courage you require, then count.
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Number ten thrusts, now harder!
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I have literally no explaination as to how i came up with this other than I got out of the shower.
