Gravity Falls Season Four

Episode Six 'The Presteendents.'

Located in a cave behind a waterfall the shadowy figures all grumbled to each other.

"What is the plan, sir? If the new one's reports are true then he is returning." One of the voices spoke up.

"I know that imbecile! I'm thinking of a plan." The figure snapped his fingers. "A-hah! Let's keep with the theme of today, get me the famous presidents. The ones on the money! But don't take them from any point that could affect time!"

The newest figure nodded and vanished for a moment, returning with teenage versions of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln.

"Why are they teenagers?"

"They're too busy with meetings as adults sir, this is the only time they're free!"

"Where am I?" George Washington asked.

"Oh right almost forgot. Hypnotize them!" A light flashed from one of the figures and all three presidents were under their control.

"Perfect! I've created a trap! Alright, presidents here's your assignment! Take these probes and put them in Mabel and Dipper Pine's ears!"

"Yes, sir!" They said in monotone voices, each taking a set of probes and leaving the cave with evil grins.

"Soon my plan will be complete! The probes will destroy their minds and The Dark One will suffer pain far greater than even we did! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Theme Song.

Commercial.

Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Ford, Soos, and Wendy were walking through the Fourth of July Town Fair. Everyone was celebrating their patriotism by lighting sparklers, having cotton candy, or paying money to compete in rigged games.

"I don't remember them doing this last year," Dipper noted.

"That's because our old mayor didn't believe in patriotism unless it was our own town," Stan explained.

"Well, at least Tyler's doing something different," Dipper concluded.

"I never saw the whole fourth of July celebration. It wasn't even the day America won the war, it was just the start of it. Mabel do you know what day America won the war?"

"Uhm. Septembuary?"

"I thought it was Christmas Eve," Dipper said.

"No that was just a major victory, the war was officially ended on September Third. But instead, we only celebrate the day the declaration was signed. And even then I've been to dimensions where America never signed the Declaration of Independence, I just don't see why everyone's so crazy about it."

"You know nothing about the business side of it. Slap red, white, and blue on something and you can double the price just because of one day! Suckers will buy whatever they tell you. Really it's my second most profitable holiday, the first being Christmas." Stan explained to them.

Wendy scoffed. "Everyone knows Valentine's day is full of way more suckers who will buy you cheesy cards for three times the regular price."

"Hey! I'm one of those suckers!" Soos protested.

"Well, I like it! Besides I get to wear my patriot sweater!" Mabel said, wearing a sweater that looked identical to the American flag. The stars even blinked with red, white, and blue lights.