Everyone but Stan, who was snoring away, woke up to find themselves in a gigantic cave, behind them was the rushing sound of a waterfall.
"Where the heck are we?" Mabel asked. "And what happened?"
"I seem to recall being turned to stone by a gnome." Ford groaned.
"Ow, my hand! This really hurts! I think I broke it badly." Dipper complained.
Soos stood. "Well let's just leave dudes, not like anything's stopping us."
"Can't believe I let a gnome capture me." Archer sighed, disappointed in himself. "Hey Ford, didn't it remind you of that old experiment? What was it now? The Gnomebat?"
"No it was-"
"EYEGNOME!" A voice screeched and EyeGnome swooped down from a small entrance at the back of the cave and landed in front of them. "And now it's time to get my revenge! But first my evil backstory!"
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"Once upon a time there was an evil man named Ford Pines, he captured the creatures of the woods and studied them. But that wasn't enough. One day he captured a gnome named Shmebulock Sr. and an Eyebat, he fused them together to see what would happen and I was born! Out of hatred, I teamed up with the other fusions-you'll meet them later- and attacked his assistant. But before we could destroy him, he vanished! Ford discovered us and nearly destroyed us before we escaped into the woods and learned to hone our powers. Then we simply waited, forming a plan! And now all the pieces have come together! We are the Freaksions!" EyeGnome monologued. "Alright, you guys can introduce yourselves now. Give it up for the muscle of the Freaksions, Multitaur!" Then a soundbite of people cheering a clapping played from a machine EyeGnome was holding.
The beast in question walking in through a much larger entrance in the back of the room. He had the body of a Multibear but all of his heads were Multitaurs and he had gigantic bulging muscles everywhere. "EyeGnome, when do we get to the part where I crush their skulls?"
EyeGnome sighed. "In time. I must introduce the others and then reveal our evil plan! Then you can destroy them!"
"You promised I could crush skulls!"
"And you will! In time!" The two continued bickering and Ford turned to Dipper.
"Alright Dipper, I know these guys. I can stun the Multitaur but you have to stop EyeGnome, watch out for his eye beam it'll turn you to stone. Punch him in the eye with your good arm. Then we run and I throw a thermal grenade in here." Ford said.
Dipper looked away from him, cradling his hand. "Why don't you ask Archer. After all, he's the original right? I'm just the replacement!" Dipper snapped.
"What, Dipper that's not true at all!"
"So wait, Gruncle Ford captured and fused together these guys? That seems a bit harsh." Mabel said.
"Little girl you have no idea what harsh is." Archer chuckled. "This is pretty tame compared to some of the things we did."
"What! But we're supposed to be the good guys." Mabel frowned.
"Science is more of a grey area."
"Hey stop making subplots! Let's just move on to the next one!" EyeGnome decided. "The mystical support and generally terrifying guy, give it up for Gremoblicorn!" The soundbite played again and a Gremoblin walked into the room, but this Gremoblin was different. Its body was white and it had a horn on its head. All of its hairs were rainbow colored and it sparkled like it was covered in glitter.
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Gravity Falls Season Four
FanficDipper and Mabel go back to Gravity Falls for the summer, and they are immediately met with chaos, mystery, and more weirdness. Now with the family fully reunited how will they approach all the new madness descending on Gravity Falls? And with their...