Girl: I was watching a video with all of these cows in it, and...oh my fucking god. I'm going to have a pet cow when I grow up. *dead serious* It's going to live in my house. It's going to go to the bathroom in a litter box.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
Cows
Girl: I was watching a video with all of these cows in it, and...oh my fucking god. I'm going to have a pet cow when I grow up. *dead serious* It's going to live in my house. It's going to go to the bathroom in a litter box.