My band teacher is incredibly protective of a very expensive saxophone. He had to lend it to a middle schooler whose saxophone was in the shop and was explaining the situation to another middle schooler.
Teacher: I had him sign in blood that if he drops one, I get to kill him. I choose the method of execution, and it will be slow and painful.
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HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
