ALL the Strange Injuries!

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Friend 1: *showing us her uneven shirt strings* This is driving me crazy. Does it drive anyone else crazy?

Me: Yes. It's going to give me a hernia.

Friend 2: I'm going to have a conniption.

Me: I'm gonna have an aneurysm.

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