Friend 1: *showing us her uneven shirt strings* This is driving me crazy. Does it drive anyone else crazy?
Me: Yes. It's going to give me a hernia.
Friend 2: I'm going to have a conniption.
Me: I'm gonna have an aneurysm.
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HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...