Friend: *plops brownie down in front of me*
Me: What is this, the benevolent brownie god?
Friend: I was going to give you a brownie today on the bus, but then I realized you're not on it because sometimes you're a bitch -
Me: Awwww, thanks :)
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
UmorismoScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
