Friend: I'm gonna come over to your house and we're gonna get turnt.
Me: No, we're not.
Friend: I could get turnt and then come over. I could either stagger into your house or out of it. Preferably both.
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HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
