Friend: I'm going to come back to this town when someone from our school dies.
Me: Just show up with sunglasses and a martini.
Friend: Like, in a coffee mug. "This is almost 100% alcohol."
Me: Just drink straight rubbing alcohol.
Friend: Perfect.
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HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
