Friend: You look diseased.
Boy: I'm not!
Me: You look like it, though.
Friend: No, you are a disease. I don't think it's possible to get a disease if you are a disease.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
