Friend: [My friend's] great-great-great grandfather was Ulysses S. Grant!
Boy: Cool! My great great grandfather played for the Yankees in 1913.
Girl: Cool! My grandfather's dead!
YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
Impressive Heritage
Friend: [My friend's] great-great-great grandfather was Ulysses S. Grant!
Boy: Cool! My great great grandfather played for the Yankees in 1913.
Girl: Cool! My grandfather's dead!