Friend: *picking up a small yarn alpaca doll* Oh, this is cute! Where'd you get this?
Me: It was on top of a trash can.
Friend: *horrified* We do not take alpacas that are not ours, and we do not take things from the trash!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
