5 Second Rule

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Me: *pushes a chocolate chip to the corner of my binder, away from the pile of chocolate chips*

Friend: Why are you segregating that chip?

Me: It fell on the floor.

Friend: That's not its fault!

Me: You're right. *pops the chocolate chip in my mouth*

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