Friend 1's little sister: *almost falling off of ledge*
Friend 2: Don't fall and die. You look like you're going to die. Please don't fall and die.
Me: That would look really bad on a college transcript. "Killed friend's sister at club meeting."
Friend 2: *intensely* She wasn't gay enough, she had to go.
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HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
