Teacher: *finishes reading a poem about a deer getting hit by a drunk driver*
Boy 1: I blame [Boy 2].
Friend: He didn't do anything!
Boy 1: No, he's the deer.
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Dead Deer
Teacher: *finishes reading a poem about a deer getting hit by a drunk driver*
Boy 1: I blame [Boy 2].
Friend: He didn't do anything!
Boy 1: No, he's the deer.