Thanks to my wonderful cousin for giving me these!!
Contributor note: Josh is my very funny math teacher who's like 30 and he genuinely loves math and loves teaching and he goes off on tangents all the time
Josh: Hopefully my fidget spinner wall and graffitied urinal will inspire you, go be an artist and create artistic things!
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Josh: I think I just gave you 3 fairly subliminal artistic messages
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Josh: Draw a little picture in the toilet bowl so that you can only see it if you're about to throw up
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Josh: There's some ideas for you! Math is artistic! Actually I don't really have a way to connect this to math but whatever
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Josh: THIS DANCE IS NOT DEAD IT IS IMPORTANT TO WORLD HISTORY AND YOU GUYS CAN BRING IT OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF FORGOTTEN DANCES
Basically dodging the bullet like in the matrix is the dance move
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Josh: Ugh I don't like the sound of that "cause for pause" hmm how about reason for hesitation yeah that's better
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Josh: I can't stand little kids. That's why I teach high schoolers. What about my daughters? Okay, I can stand, like, two little kids. My nieces and nephews? Meh. I stand them as much as I have to!
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Josh: Reading maps is great fun! Stop laughing! It's so fun, I used to go to the library and check out the National Geographic for the maps! You don't have to give up map reading no matter how old you get!
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Josh: If I don't get enough sleep, they have to graph. [evil laughter]
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Josh: Do I have an addiction to coffee? Yes, yes I do.
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