Friend: *references So Actually, I'm Not Okay*
Me: Speaking of... *explains a new subplot that I'm going to put in the book that will make it even more painful*
Friend: Get over here. I'm going to kill you.
Me: No!
Friend: I'm reducing the stress in my life. You're one of my stressors. Now get over here so I can kill you.
YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
