Friend: [He's] not the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, I don't think he's even in the shed...he was buried in the backyard thirty years ago, but that's fine...
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
Friend: [He's] not the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, I don't think he's even in the shed...he was buried in the backyard thirty years ago, but that's fine...
