Dad: *grabbing scissors* I'm gonna cut off my nipples.
Me: *wrestling scissors out of his hand* GIVE ME THE SCISSORS
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
Nipple Cutting
Dad: *grabbing scissors* I'm gonna cut off my nipples.
Me: *wrestling scissors out of his hand* GIVE ME THE SCISSORS
