Boy: [Girl] looks like a guinea pig, so...
Teacher: No, she does not! Guinea pigs are cute.
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Girl 1: My grandpa was like, "We should make a coat out of your chinchilla when it dies."
Girl 2: *looking at pictures of guinea pigs* Ew! Who would want to eat a guinea pig?
Girl 1: Who would want to skin a chinchilla?
Girl 2: Your chinchilla peed on me!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
HumorScrew you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to...
