My personal rant book :)

Social Media Fanfictions

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WARNING:
This chapter contains some cringe...

Please don't be offended by this, I know somehow in the future that I might end up making a crappy half baked social media fanfic... Lel who knows

So before you attack the shit out of me please remember that this is just a parody I am not dragging anyone...

If you somehow find this offensive or get offended easily just stop reading and click off this book, cause you're just gonna waste your time.

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I FIND THESE TYPES OF BOOKS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!

LIKE WHAT THE HELL???

Listen, I know having a celeb crush is frustrating and painful but you have 2 choices you need to do if you wanna get all your energy out:

1. Be annoying as fuck and bitch about how your celeb crush is having a real gf that you're jealous of in twitter and keep bitching ...

            For example:

Twitter user:
Lanadelpussssyy2005:
OMGz dylan's gf is sooooooooooo fake.....

Lanadelpussssyy2005:
@ (dylan's gf user), Stayyyyyy awaaay from my maaaaaaans bitch fuck u 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Lanadelpussssyy2005 has been blocked.

2. Be creative and smart, and thank god we have Wattpad so we can let out all our inner fangirling problems in a nice lovely creative way by creating a good story about your celeb crush with a certain other protagonist made by you.

         For example:

Creat a fanfic novel starring your celeb crush, and a female character, it could be you or anyone in the matter...

Maybe a novel about two people hating each other at first and then become obsessed with each other and get pregnant and have a happily ever after... Some shit like that.

    WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FANFIC !!????

The fact that they're completely cheesy, and make no technical sense!!!

SOME OF THEM ARE LIKE:

INSTAGRAM: Harry styles

Or

Queen of Twitter: Dylan obrian

THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY CHEEEEESSSYYYYYYYY 😷😷

ILL DEMONSTRATE YOU AN EXAMPLE:

The main character:
Alexia Rose Picklesdick

Played by some cheesy disney star; Peyton List or Cameron Dove...