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I regret everything.
I said that I was done with making parody fanfics, but once again I have no life 😄
Here's a shitty imagine I found in here lol.
" (Y/N) !" It was Nick.
No, this is Patrick!
" Nickyyyy hi " I hugged him.
Excuse me while I go drink 50 oz of bleach
" I miss you (Y/N)! " He said in his British accent.
I would make a bad joke but I don't want to cringe for the rest of my life.
" Aww how sweet my little gumball " I said to my handsome nick.
Too late, I cringed and now I'm having an asthma attack!!
If Nick Crompton was handsome then I'm the prime minister of Bangladesh
We talked and then we all know what happens next...
You both did your geography lesson.. I sure hope you did!
Also, who the hell wants to fuck this?
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( I'm not fat shaming )
But seriously tho, he's a shitty person.
He once told a guy to suck his "dick" to get into the team 10 cult or whatever it is.
I hate forcing myself to make parodies like these... I'm done 😄
Also me in 5 minutes: [jake paul x PENNYWISE] chapter coming soon.
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My personal rant book :)
HumorI REGRET EVERYTHING!! A book filled with me bitching about anything and everything you could possibly imagine. WARNING: If you are a sensitive fangirl, tumblr 13 year old, or any pre tween crying over anything this book isn't for you.
