Roasting My Old Diaries (what the actual fuck)

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2008 was such a difficult year for me 😄!

I thought I was over that emo/gothic phase where I was acting like an edgy piece of shit!

Well I found something, technically my brother found it in our basement just when I thought I threw that thing in the garbage and swore to never look back at it again.

And now my brother in taunting me with it, holy hell!

He even mailed it to me in a cardboard box with a note that said "Rawr xd"!!

And I read it, and it was horrendous!!









October 1st 2008,

Today was gloomy,

[Did I forget to mention how incredibly emo I was]

No soul would be great, people suck and barely see.

[I don't know whether I was trying to write poetry or just trying to be a cringey little cunt]

Have you no soul?
Even god spooke, and he was cruel.

[I misspelled "spoke", but to be honest that's the least if my worries here 😄]

Victory is owrs they say,
But what is victory over a tormented soul?

["owrs"!!]

Okay I'm done with this page already, I still have a couple more lines but I'll just skip them 😊!

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October 6th 2008,

Today was cold,
Souls are trolled.

[Wtf does "trolled" even mean?]

We weep and cry,
No one dares to pry.

[No shit emo Jenna, if I saw anyone crying I wouldn't pry because it's non of my goddamned business]

You hurt me everyday,
And you say I can't hurt myself.

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I'm 2 paragraphs in and I already want to shoot myself in my eyeballs!!

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I'm 2 paragraphs in and I already want to shoot myself in my eyeballs!!






October 13th 2008,

Yeah I'm smiling,
But don't let that fool you.

Look deeper into my eyes,
I'm only dying inside.


^ Basically!


Oh well I'm done with this shit already, I roasted my emo self.

I'm pretty sure if the emo version of me saw me today she'll be hella disappointed 😂😂😂😂!

Vote if you want me to make an emo flashback playlist 💀.

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