....
So I have a crush on this guy, his name is Brian!
Brian if you're reading this, honey what are you doing with your life????
So anyway,
*blushes*
Ew, I cringed at that...
Anyway,
He doesn't go to my campus *cries*
He studies literature and we rarely ever encounter!
But he's so cute I can't asdfhjklskaba😭
Why am I stuck with a creepy stalker but my beautiful crush has to be 4 buildings away!
Fuck my life.
Anyway that's not the point 😄!
He TEXTED me
STRANGE, YEAH?
Wait there's more,
Embrace yourselves...
HE WROTE A FUCKING POEM ABOUT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
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I must be drunk, which I am... Just saying 😭
He wrote a fucking poem...
About me 😭😭😭😭😭
I'm having a mental breakdown!!!
This is all too much for me...
Bye everyone, I'm going to the nearest bridal dress store.
Your homegirl is getting married tonight 👰🏻👋🏻
And you're all invited to our wedding,
And yes the wedding theme is going to be Star Wars and I'll be playing wii music as I walk down the hall to my man 💁🏻♥️♥️
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YOU ARE READING
My personal rant book :)
HumorI REGRET EVERYTHING!! A book filled with me bitching about anything and everything you could possibly imagine. WARNING: If you are a sensitive fangirl, tumblr 13 year old, or any pre tween crying over anything this book isn't for you.
