I REGRET EVERYTHING!!
A book filled with me bitching about anything and everything you could possibly imagine.
WARNING: If you are a sensitive fangirl, tumblr 13 year old, or any pre tween crying over anything this book isn't for you.
It says harry x reader imagines but first chapter says harry x beatrice...
My name is Beatrice, spelled [Beːā•triːs] .
They also have insane pronunciations!
We all know how to spell beatrice ...
- Long story short, they make out and get their 'whoremones' take over control and leave trail of saliva from each other's mouths.
HOW IS THAT SEXY??????!!!!!!!
THIS LITERALLY MAKES ME WANNA DRINK AN ENTIRE LAUNDRY DETERGENT GALLON AND THROW IT UP AND DRINK IT AGAIN !!!
- They leave it at a cliffhanger saying,
He wrapped my legs around his waist and.......
We all know this bitch is gonna get pregnant and name all 10 of her children 'harriet' 'harrieta' 'haylee'
- Louis (which one is he?) picks her up from a bar and fucks her at his family's house and his parents are next room.
The frick?????!!!
The word 'Panties' makes me feel uncomfortable beyond words..
I know I sound like a crazy feminist, but I just feel violated when someone says it.
-This Beːā•triːs bitch is fucking every guy in the group.
" Sometimes I fantasize about having an orgy with all 5 of you " I said to the boys, they all chuckled
*questions what's wrong with humanity*
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- If this Beːā•triːs bitch says 'Babyboy' one more time I will find her, shove this phone with the Wattpad app on it so far up her ass it reaches to her non-existing brain until she's crying tears of sparkling cranberry juice, I will collect them in a chalice and drink it at a celebratory demise of her, her family, her boyfriend, her other boyfriends and her unborn babies. I WILL RELEASE MY BOWELS TO ANY GIRL NAMED BEATRICE AND EVERY ONE DIRECTION FANGIRL EVER!!!!!!!
