- 10 Year olds writing smut:
He kisses my neck and move to my A cup titties and bites my nipples off and now I'm bleeding all over JESUS CALL THE AMBULANCE!
Just stop!! Stop!! Don't write smuts if you don't know shit about intercourse!
- Trolls on Wattpad:
"DEPORT ME DADDY TRUMP"- Said Shrek while blowing jacksepticeye and receiving anal from the grim reaper (yay fantasy orgy)
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I know these type of humor books are just a joke but GOD! They need to stop!
(they also make me cringe and laugh reminding me that I'm a disappointment to my parents)
- PENNYWISE FANFICTIONS!!
" I want him to rip off my throat with his large teeth and let me bleed to death yayyy he's such a daddy !¡ "
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PENNYWISE IS A MONSTER!! He's a DEMON!! A child eating clown predator!! STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT HIM!!!
- Team 10:
Need I say more?
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- Donald trump:
" I'm a racist piece of shit "!!
We know that!
" I also look like a burned cheetos "!
We know that too!!!
" I smell like dog piss "!
Jesus!! 😷
- Jacob Sarthritis fanfic category!!
I would make an offensive joke but I don't want to be attacked by a bunch of horny fangirls ! (It happened before and I'm so over it)
- Hentai:
Hentai isn't art! (Jk I live for it)
- Tweens fighting over ships:
Stadia is better than Stylia 💦
Prayden is worse than thiong 😷
Bananatits is better that saggytits
Shronkey is life 🙌🏻 screw Frek 👹
(As if I need another reason to drink bleach)
- Misleading book titles:
When it has [#Wattys2k19] on the cover and is actually the shittiest story on the whole internet!
<when the title is so creative but the story is just pure cringe made by an 8 year old fangirl>
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PHOTO OF THE YEAR:
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Byeee 🙌🏻✌🏻💜💜
YOU ARE READING
My personal rant book :)
HumorI REGRET EVERYTHING!! A book filled with me bitching about anything and everything you could possibly imagine. WARNING: If you are a sensitive fangirl, tumblr 13 year old, or any pre tween crying over anything this book isn't for you.
