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So, our sensitive topic for today is:
Cringey Fanfictions:)!
Don't get me wrong, there are hundred thousands of amazing and creative Fanfictions in Wattpad that I personally enjoy myself.
But,
There are some abhorrent ones that leave me shook, and not in a positive note. Shook in horror, you'll see in a bit.
(Before you say that I'm a hypocrite piece of garbage, I know I don't write the perfect Fanfics out there. I sometimes upload a chapter and realize how cheesy it is, so I edit it and re-upload it again) but hey, at least I'm trying!
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Here are some cringe-worthy fanfic example that I read the other day:
Example 1, Teen wolf:
My name is Lisandra Rosefield Jellyfish Martin, Lydia's younger sister and a secret Vampire and I hate everyone in this shithole of a town.
"Hey Lisa!" Derek called me in his sweet husky voice that makes me wetttt ahhhsgshsjshjffdk
"H-h-heyy derk" I muttered, I must've sounded like a frikin rhino FUCK me!! Ashshshhahggah i wanna die!
"What's up?" He winks at me,, FUCCK I just came ahhhhshahjajgfdd.
"Sky" I joked, ahahahah I'm sSSoooooOoo FRikiN FUNNY ahahahh loool.
He stormed off into the woods in full were-wolfie speed like an angel ahshshh I want him to FUCK MEEEHHH!! He probably won't show how interested he is in me ahahahh I love when he's playing hard to get!
"Lisa, dinner's ready!" My mom called from downstairs.
"SHUT UP MOOOOM!!!" I screamed, she is soooooOOOO annoying like wtf!
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"Lisa what are you doing?" Stiles asked, I used to fuck him but he switched teams with my FUGLY Annoying sister LYdia, like FUCK you both!
"Why aren't you talking to lydia?" I sassed with my both hands on my hips looking like a drag queen with my shitty attempt on wearing make up, stole it from LYdia coz she's obviously cooler than me! UGh I wanna KILL her.
"Becoz she isn't you Lisa, I love you!" He begged on his knees for my attention, UGH cute flufff fluf flugff.
"Stiles? You're being LIKE SooOOO effin ridiculous RN!" I screamed at him.
"How DURR you talk to me like dhat?" He pushed me slightly! "You are part of my life, you are everything!"
"You're scaring me Stiles!" I hissed at his pathetic yet beautiful face! IGH I hate love him Ahshshjagg (forgive me I just hit puberty uggahagg) !! xD
"You're a liong I Never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APPART LISAA" He screamed at me with clinched fists!! Aghhhh what I do??
"Stiles chill buddy!" Scott said.
"Oh hai scott, anyway how is your sex life?" !
- Okay that was so fucking weird! Vote if you get the LISA reference.
That was obviously a joke, But honestly, there are some Fanfictions that aren't so far from this :")!
Example 2, Jacob Sartorius:
So my name is Rosaline Tiffany Hagface Pre-tween annoying Bitch! And I'm OBSESSED with the musical.ly app!
So I was scrolling through the app and found some 8 year old girls twirking and I GOT Super Jellyyyy ughag...
So I decided to upload a crappy angled video of me Twerking on the song Watch me Nae Nee and made it to the tTOP!! Yayyyayyy I'm like SoooOo famous now ahahaahh
It wasn't until a very popular Musical.ly boy DMed me saying: Hi, what's you're number BAE? 😏😘😩🍼💦
I jumped out of my fRiKin bed and HOPPed around screaming!! 'Nmnmnn&$&
His name is Jacob Sartorius, he has millions followers, he kinda looks like an Elf but who CARessss??? He's like SUPER HOTTIEEE asdfhjkljgd!!!'nn$
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Saooo,, long story short we texting each other every day every hour and we got SUPErrr CLOSE ;;)) so we decided to see each other in rl life coz we are like totes in love;;;;)))) 'adfhhfvb
"Rosieee?? Is that you??👶🏻😘" Jaky said in his high pitched chipmunkie voice.
"Jakyyyy I love youu" I hugged HIM And it wasss soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot ahshshahvasfjfdjkkd $&$-&)
"Rosie? Will you be my girlfriend forever and ever👫💏🍼?" He looking into my eyezzzz like super cute and I kiss him on the lipsi :3 flufff
"Of cors I'll be your girlfriend Jaky, let's go to Mcdonalds and get a Happy Meal for our date ;33 fluffy fluff!
"Okay BAE, but it's on me 😉😘🍼" ..
- I am so sorry I made your insides cringe to death! Please don't sue me. Believe me, this was based on a real Fanfic I stumbled upon! Vote if you wanna read the equally cringey sequel.
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So I'm done making cringey parodies of shitty fanfics for today, I'll catch you soon my lovelies ❤️❤️
- Jenna.
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