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Things I Hated in 2017

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by DebbixRose

by DebbixRose

1. Fidget Spinners.

Why does it exists in the first place 😊!

I swear to god this fucking invention never helped me with my life or reduced my anxiety!

2. Jake Paul.

Nope! Just no.

3. Unicorn frappes.

Sure they look cute and yummy, but it tastes like ass.. And costs so much!

4. Squiggly eyebrows.

I don't even know how to begin with this one, it looks utterly ridiculous and uncreative at all!

5. Braided eyebrows.

Just stop.

6. Feathered eyebrows.

Staaaahp! Oh dear god.

7. Ponytail eyebrows.

For fuck's sake...

8. VINE.

This was one of the dumbest apps that was created by mankind.. This shitshow app of 6 seconds video on repeat is dead, the company is closed down and everything.. Y'all can stop now.

9. Putting everything in a waffle maker.

I'm honestly ashamed to be a millennial.

10. IT'S EVERYDAY BRO.

Here's a quick look at jake paul's career in the future.

Need I say more?

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