Because people at my school say weird stuff all the time.
1)
Random Guy In The Band Hall: WHO WANTS TO GO MAKE SWEET LOVE IN THE BATHROOM?
2)
Me: The band kids are defective today.
3)
Me: (running out of the band hall) I am going to MURDER Trent!
Katrina: Oooh, murder. I haven't done that in a while.
4)
Parker: (to me) Anna, when you play the sixteenth notes in the fight song, you look like you're having a seizure.
5)
Katie: (running after Collin) NOOOOOOOO! MY FEATHERS!
6)
Me: (After Confident) If I said I was in tune just then, I would be lying.
Parker: Tuning? What's tuning?
Me: Something I do not currently possess.
7)
Me: I feel so bad for Trent.
Parker: Trent's in the stands!
Me: I know, I felt so bad that he forgot to wear the white shirt!
Parker: Are you kidding? I told him he was stupid!
8)
Amber: Hey, no homo, but your butt looks pretty good in uniform.
9)
Me: (leaving lunch line and talking to Leisha) Hey Megan! Hey Parker!
Parker: Anna, why are you wearing your band hat? Put that down, put that down. Put that down.
10)
Jocelyn: I have a pink banana.
11)
Katrina: I can't wait to go home and eat my muffin.
12)
Parker (Lee): (to Jackie) You are not a vegetarian, you butt!
13)
Parker: I'm going to put off putting on my shoes until the last second.
Megan: Why? Are they uncomfortable to you?
Parker: No, I just don't like them.
Me: Yeah, they don't look good with anything other than the band uniforms-
Parker: (using 'boi' hands) DUH.
Me: Well, they-
Parker: DUH.
Me: I mean-
Parker: Like I said, DUH.
14)
Me: (groans) Can I get my gummy bears and walk through the school to the parking lot? My parents parked over there.
Dude With Gummy Bears: Well, you're not allowed to have them inside the band hall... but if you cover them up and don't drop them, I wouldn't care.
Asher: If you put them in your mouth while you are in the band hall, then they are not in the band hall.
Alex: Asher...
Dude With Gummy Bears: He gets it.
15)
Me: I am not a lovesick puppy! And I am definitely not in denial.
Katrina: Mhm.
Me: I would ask Parker, but he would probably take your side on this one.
Katrina: That's a great idea. I'll go ask... (leaves for a minute or so and comes back) He said yes.
Me: Called it.
[A few minutes later]
Parker: Yes, you are a lovesick puppy. Yes. (Walks off)
Me: Why is Parker the deciding factor for half of our arguments?
Katrina: Because when they're about your love life, he always takes my side.
16)
Collin: WHO ATE THE GLUE?!
(Somebody paid Zane five bucks to eat a glue stick. Just the glue.)
17)
Arlo: I swear, if you can write all of my information on that fundraiser sheet LEGIBLY with that piece of chalk, I'll give you ten bucks AND buy a pie.
18)
Collin: (running towards me) AEEEEEEEEEE! AND IT DOESN'T KILL MY CROTCH!
19)
Mr. Cheripka: Crapping Rainbows: Take Two: Guys, you need to do a better warm up than last game. Last game got all weird during the beginning. You need to be crapping rainbows at each other for the whole game.
20) (not a full conversation, just very tiny snippets of something very valuable, and not weird, I know.)
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