At this point, you shouldn't be surprised.
1)
Me: I would gladly hide in a giant plume.
2)
Me: What are you doing?
Sanaa: (shrugs) Your hair is very smackable.
3)
Me: I read a thing that said that band uniforms are so hot when it's hot, yet they provide no protection from the heat when it's cold.
(Think about that for a second)
4)
Whichever Guy In Battery Was The Owner Of Tyrone: Tyrone died. Dang it, now my gummy bears are going to taste like pumpkin!
5)
Me: (casually sneakily steals Parker's feather from his hat)
Parker: (without turning around) Anna, what do you want with my feather? That's my feather.
6)
Me: We're leaving for San Antonio tomorrow. Say yay.
Katrina: Yay.
Me: Also, Nic Shier's back.
Katrina: Aw, Nic Shier's back? Yee!
Me: I love how we're more excited about one senior guy being back at school than we are about the fact that we're about to leave for a band trip where we miss three school days.
7)
Me: I think everyone collectively agrees that Trent is an egomaniac.
Parker: I'm a kleptomaniac...
Me: Yeah, with food!
8)
Parker: (walks up to me) I'm basically Batman, but without the bat.
9)
Me: (walks into the hotel room)
Natalie: Congratulations, you get Doritos!
10)
Trinity: I love the grate things in front of the fireplaces.
Parker: I wish they didn't have them in front of the fireplaces. I should be able to jump into the fireplace if I feel like it.
11)
Andrea: I'm failing English with a f***ing 56!
Me: I probably am too. The 2nd Six Weeks Book Project?
Andrea: Yeah.
Me: I didn't do it either.
Parker: My lowest grade is a 90.
Andrea: Shut the f*** up, Parker, nobody asked you!
Parker: Yeah, but I felt like saying it.
Hackworth: Do all of you have rides?
Me: Yeah, mine's here.
Hackworth: We have been here for about 40 minutes later than we planned to be.
Me: So, Parker, can I leave, or-
Parker: Nope. I'm checking my grades.
Colorguard Girl: Can I use your phone?
Parker: That's more important. Sure.
Colorguard Girl: (uses phone and leaves)
Me: I should leave...
Parker: Nope, nope, nope, I'm checking my grades.
Me: Because that's more important than me leaving...
Parker: Exactly. I knew you would understand! (Checks Skyward) Oh, no, lowest grade is an 87. My bad.
12)
Me: Is it sad that I forgot my dog wasn't waiting for me at my hotel room?
Andrea: Kind of.
Parker: Yes. Adorable, but sad.
13)
Parker: Can I swing?
Megan: No.
Parker: I wasn't asking you, I was asking the universe.
14)
Me: (over text) I should stop going to you with my problems.
Parker: Probably. Some day, I'm going to tell you to do something stupid.
15)
Nic Shier: We have nineteen people on this bus.
Jackson: Plus me!
Nic Shier: Jackson, you should know by now that you don't count as a human being.
16)
Parker: I put away my marching sax because it has six leaks.
17)
Parker: (runs up to Katrina) Fact. I look sexy in this hat. (Takes off Katrina's fedora and puts it on)
Me and Katrina: (just look at each other for a second and then burst out laughing)
18)
Parker: (digs his hand in my hoodie pocket while I'm wearing it)
Me: Parker, there's nothing in there. That's just a wrapper.
Parker: This is mine now. (Grabs dollar from my backpack and runs off)
19)
Me: You owe me a dollar.
Parker: Thanks for the root beer!
Me: You're welcome.
Me: You still owe me a dollar.
20)
Parker: I'm like eighty percent sure that Hobson doesn't know how to biology.
Hit close.
Sorry for the really late update. I really have no excuse for that except laziness. Oh well.
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