I really have too many of these. Band kids have a lot to say.
Note: When I refer to someone as 'Random Trumpet Player' or anything along the lines of that, I am not referring to the same person every time. I just forgot who it was.
1)
Jackson: (calling role) Trent?
Trent: Hiya Daddy!
2)
Nic Shier: (calling role, not necessarily in correct order or including everybody or even most people because I'm forgetful and sometimes don't really care) Anna?
Me: Alive for now.
Band Kids On The Bus: (snicker)
Nic Shier: Collin?
Collin: Officially dead inside.
Nic Shier: Katrina?
Katrina: Barely alive.
Nic Shier: Villarreal?
Jacob Villarreal (or however it's spelt): Chandelier.
3)
Announcer: (during the BISD Marching Festival that happened 10/14/17) Here's a Shout Out from the Centennial trumpet section to the flute section: We wish we were as good as you!
Me: (laughs) I bet a flute sent that.
4)
Same Announcer At The Same Marching Festival: Here's a Shout Out from the Centennial Pit Crew to the Centennial Pit Crew: You are the best pit crew ever and we appreciate you guys so much!
5)
Me: You are officially on my murder list.
Parker: [laughing emoji] It's called a hit list.
6)
Amber: Can we do this, I think we can.... HA!
Everybody: AY!
Parker: Amber, you are raping his trumpet.
7)
Jackson: (calling role) Nic?
Nic Shier: Photosynthesis!
8)
Me: Oh, look, there's a box. Hey box!
Katrina: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Mr. Cheripka: Calm down, tiger.
9)
Band: (plays fight song)
Mr. Cheripka: (after we finish) You guys did a great job. That was a good run through. And our school mascot even came to watch.
(There is a hawk flying in the sky.)
Random Trumpet Player: We summoned a hawk.
10)
Arlo: If you're a saxophone and you're not pregnant by the end of Neck, Wrecking Crew, or Shout It Out, you're doing it wrong.
11)
Me: That one guy has his pumpkin on a leash, but he's not even dragging it around right now. He's just carrying it.
12)
(Six balloons fly from the stands during the homecoming Monday pep rally)
Random Trumpet Player: Pennywise got six more!
13)
Parker: (stealing my food)
Me: Parker!
Parker: Anna, you should know by now that you can't have food in the band hall and NOT give it to me.
14)
Parker: (trying to take Katrina's ponytail off with one finger.)
Katrina: (whirled around and starts facially emphasising her annoyance because we're on silent bus)
Parker: (holds up one hand with index finger and thumb arched and touching)
Me: (pokes index finger through Parker's fingers)
Parker: (tightens fingers around my index finger) Anna, are you raping me?
Me: (snorts) No.
Katrina: (snickering) A little edgy there.
Parker: Um, Anna, does Trent know about this?
Me: No.
15)
(Again, skipping people. A lot of people.)
Nic Shier: (calling role)
Most People: Here.
Nic Shier: Anna?
Me: Wasting space.
Parker: True, though.
Nice Shier: Katrina?
Katrina: Immigraphically centered.
Trent and Jacob Redford: What?
Nic Shier: Collin?
Collin: Dead inside.
Me: You said that last time.
Collin: I know.
Nic Shier: Trent?
Trent: You know it!
Parker: Wish we didn't.
Nic: I'M here... Villarreal?
Jacob Villarreal: Engineer.
16)
Some Random Band Guy: (to Arlo) You look like a sexy terrorist.
17)
Katrina: (random guy walks by) This, my friend, is exhibit A of what a trench coat looks like.
Guy In Trench Coat: For your information, it's called an overcoat. (Walks away) Learn your male outer garments!
Katrina: I don't have to, I'm not a male!
Me: Whatever, close enough.
Katrina: It's close.
Guy In Trench Coat: (comes back like five minutes later) Often worn by petty officers.
18)
Me: (thinks for a moment and completely forgets what band directors are called) Where are the band dudes?
19)
Jordan: Yeah, a turkey flew into my house once. We ended up shooting it, then we put it in a bag and gave it to an animal facility to fix. He's okay now, he's their problem now.
20)
Band Female Person: Why were you practicing at 6:30 in the morning?
Jordan: Because the entire neighborhood was asleep.
THIS LIST IS DONE.
Time for the next one.
Your favorite flutist, author, and obedient servant,
Firefox_Flute
