Having been rejected by the really obnoxious Team Boltron fan club, Sven the Sparrow decided to return home. He swam all the way East to do so, and he grabs an inner tube to float West.
Haha no, this is a random book that doesn't have anything to do...
After what seemed like forever, Sven the Sparrow hit land and panted. He had made it. It was real.
He was going to join Team Voltron.
He got up off the beach and hopped forward, wings exhausted from swimming (who knew that a sparrow could swim thousands of miles?). He headed for the grassy plains, and when he got there, he saw a really long line near a table, and the line stretched on for miles. Frowning, Sven hopped to a woman with a clipboard. "Excuse me?"
The woman looked at him and sneered. "And who are you?"
"I'm Sven the magical talking sparrow. I'm here to help Team Voltron in their fight against Prince Lotor and the Galra Empire!"
The woman blinked and started laughing. Her laughter caused others in the line to laugh as well. She stopped and looked at Sven with an evil smile. "You stupid pigeon. This is the line to join the Team Boltron fan club."
"Boltron?!?!?" Sven gasps. He opens his pouch and pulled out a piece of paper. The woman grabs it and looks at it.
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Upon seeing the letter, she laughed. "Whoops! Guess that V is too close to B on the keyboard, you poor excuse of a dove."
Sven's eye twitched. He pulls a wand out and waves it before snapping some of his feathers together, as if he was snapping.
Suddenly, the entire staff at the table (as well as the woman Sven was talking to) began to act like chickens, chasing eavh other. People began to scream and run, forcing Sven to fly to the nearest tree. He shakes his head after landing on a branch. "I'm so stupid.... Of course Voltron wouldn't send a stupid flyer that looked like that...."
What would Sven do now? He pulled out his magic tablet, and scrolled through random notifications until he was on Wattpad, where he saw a notification for a citadel. He clicks on it, and looks at all of the heroes the reportedly lived there, along with all the battles they fight.
"Of course!" Sven cried out. "I'll join them!" He put his tablet away and flies back to the beach. He wanted to fly back, but where was the Citadel? He checks his tablet again. It wasn't that far from this beach, and Sven could make it before nightfall.
"Time to head West...." Sven says. He grabs a small inner tube and gets in it, jumping into the water and relaxing. He pulls his wand out and taps the inner tube. "Now... To the Citadel!"
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Yes this was a joke chapter....... I couldn't help myself.
Anyway, welcome back everyone! For those of you who are new here, I'm you're host Reina de Naipes, but you may call me Reina or Rei.
This is my fifth random book, and the fourth one to have a sparrow in the title. Here you'll see lots of randomness ranging from Voltron to Smash Bros, with some parts of my stories and drawings peppered in.
