The Sparrow Floats East Because It Can (Random Book #5)

Fairy Tale Chat

Here's my christmas gift for 8Suki8 . It's a chat fic crossover, and I'll transfer this to the chat fic.

So sorry that this is late! I meant to upload this yesterday but some stuff came up. I'm good now

(As a note in this Olivia married Chrom and is Lucina's mother)

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Elise is online

Elise created a new chat

Elise added Lucina and Sakura to the new chat

Elise renamed the chat to "WHERE IS LEO"

Elise: Lucina, have you seen my brother?

Lucina: I haven't, sadly

Sakura: Neither have I

Elise: Hmmmmmm

Lucina: I mean, you can always add him in if you need to.

Elise: Great idea!

Elise added Leo to the chat.

Elise: LEO WHERE ARE YOU

Leo: Um, I was in the library?

Leo: I found a book of fairy tale adaptations and I was reading them

Leo: They were.....

Leo: Bloody

Leo: Very, very bloody.

Lucina: I would imagine so given that several of them are warnings

Elise: Wait, they're warnings?

Lucina: Yeah

Lucina: Like in Hansel and Gretel when they eat a candy house

Lucina: Then the witches catches, cooks, and eats them

Lucina: The moral of the story is not to eat a f**king house

Lucina: Especially if it's made of candy

Lucina: And owned by a witch

Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leo: Lucina stop scaring my sister

Sakura added Takumi to the chat

Sakura: Takumi can you verify this?

Takumi: .....

Takumi: Um Hansel and Gretel never die in the original tale

Takumi: As the witch goes to cook Hansel

Takumi: Gretel shoves her in an oven and the witch dies

Takumi: Unless you read an early version of that story but normally it's Red Riding Hood that dies when the wolf eats her and her grandma because she freaking trusted him

Takumi: Even though she should know the route to her grandma's house!

Elise: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Elise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leo: TAKUMI STOP SCARING MY SISTER

Takumi: SHUT UP NOHRIAN SCUM

Sakura: Leo, Takumi, calm down!

Sakura: Calm down!