Last chapter was all over the place, what with the grammar and spelling mistakes. So sorry about that. (Also Happy MAR 10 day!)
Anyway....
Here's a preview based on a new idea for the chat fic. It's in the preliminary stages so expect changes, grammar and spelling mistakes and everything not being censored, as well as everyone's chat names being forgotten because I was too lazy to remember them
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Diana is online
Diana: I am not sick anymore
Kiran is online
Kiran: That's great sweetheart!
Kiran: Also just as a heads up we're being chased by Surtr's daughters so we might not be able to respond as frequently
Diana: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Diana: WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO GO AND HAVE SEX WITH SURTR ENOUGH TIMES TO AT LEAST GIVE HIM DAUGHTERS
Kiran: Thank you for that mental image
Bruno is online
Bruno: I just read something about sex what happened
Kiran: The guy who is currently burning the world has two daughters and Diana is freaking out
Bruno: Oh
Diana: WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT SURTR WAS SEXY AND WANTED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY HIM
Diana: "OOOH HE IS QUITE LITERALLY HOT Y VOY A TENER RELACIONES SEXUALES CON EL Y TENER MUCHOS BEBES AUNQUE ME QUEMO
Kiran: You just implied that the woman wanted who gave Surtr daughters was into getting burned
Diana: I DID NOT
Diana: I SAID THAT SHE WOULD HAVE THE BABIES EVEN IF SHE GETS BURNED
Kiran: That is what we call temperture play or pyrophilia
Bruno: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?
Diana: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT
Kiran: Jae
Diana:
Diana: Excuse me while I go beat the shit out of my brother for being into getting burned I'm going to kinkshame him
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There's actually more than this. Like an entire chapter. However there are two questions I'm going to ask
1. Should there be a chapter before where Diana and Grima get into a fight? (It gets referenced in this chapter actually)
2. You guys want to see the rest even though it gets.... Explicit. Explicit as in mentioning shoving Falchion in places where it should not go resulting in Gunnthra whacking someone with her roses nonstop for an hour
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