I played D&D

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And man, it was a blast.

I was a street urchin and all of this stuff happened to my character, Yao:

- Yao tried to adopt a green baby goblin that accidentally killed itself (I attacked it, wanted to keep it later, and then the DM rolled a 1 and the goblin had to die)

- Yao was attempting to inspect a body and accidentally kissed it, causing him to freak out (I rolled a 1)

- Yao had a yelling contest about.... anatomy between species with a dragonborn noble

- Yao picked up a rat that turned into a naked man (the guy accidentally turned himself into a rat)

- Yao got lost in a small town.

- Yao got threatened by my teammates because I accidentally had my character reveal that he was a street urchin, and they didn't trust my character near the caravan we're traveling with.

That was all my character.

Also he didn't steal anything, and it was the bard who stole from the guy helping us (the guy who accidentally turned himself into a rat and the bard was convinced that the guy wasn't helpful)

And this a Chaotic Good half-elf. XD

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