Some dated references and randomness, and I couldn't remember everyone's usernames so I just write their names. I hit writer's block so anyone want to suggest ideas?
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Librarians Chat 3
Characters
Future Witness - Lucina
Ladybug - Soren
Robo - Robin
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Future Witness is online
Future Witness: Why is Diana cursing
Robo is online
Robo: Diana is always cursing
Future Witness: She caused Grima and Duma Celica to scream because she sounded like she summoned Cthulhu to rip them to shreds
Ladybug is online
Ladybug: No that is Diana wishing that a Bird ate her Fish
Future Witness: askjflanlda
Robo: EXCUSE ME?????
Ladybug: It's some game called Magikarp Jump that Jae told me was dated
Robo: Is that a Pokemon
Ladybug: Probably
Future Witness: It's one of the weakest of the Pokemon why in Naga's name is Diana playing that game
Future Witness: Then again if she gives Grima a heart attack I will buy her something
Ladybug: Give her a sword and she might behead Grima while pissing off Kiran Alfonse Sharena Anna and possibly half the Order
Future Witness: Why half the Order
Ladybug: Half the order will inevitably be traumatize and the other half will be mad at her for traumatizing their siblings with her recklessness
Robo: Um Soren a good chunk of the Order might cheer her on and another chunk might encourage her to kill more
Ladybug: YuneDammit
Niles is online
Niles: What did I miss?
Future Witness: Er we were talking about a game Diana was playing
Niles: Oh so normal business
Robo: And discussing why it might be a bad idea to kill Grima though personally I will marry Diana on the spot if she murders Grima for me. It's weird as hell seeing myself like that
Ladybug: I thought you liked Chrom
Robo: SHUT UP
Niles: I don't think you can marry Diana simply because she is Diana.
Robo: Oh yeah
Niles: And for the record I will hand Diana a (Reina's Note, I legitimately skipped over what Niles was going to give her and just moved on. I don't know why)
Leo is online
Leo: So we are condoning murdering our comrades. Wonderful
Diana is online
Diana: COMMUNIST EMBLEM CONFIRMED
Niles: wtf is communist emblem
Future Witness: Jeez your appearance nearly scared me diana
Ladybug: You are just begging for Robin Leo Takumi and I to steal your phone to google what Communist means
Diana: I feel like my joke got taken way to seriously and that I'll have to answer this later
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That's all I have for now.
I've been bouncing ideas off (like making Diana an only child with Jiao-long and Jae being her or Kiran's friends, possibly AUs where Diana is with Grima, etc) so right now my brain is everywhere
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