Couldn't help but write this
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Peter is online
Peter: I'm in pain
Peter: I'm bleeding because I got thrown into a window
Peter: By the Leaper
Peter: I crave death right now
Isa is online
Isa: Don't say that
Isa: I have a potion that might help fix your wounds
Peter: No
Isa: Why not?
Peter: It's probably either blood or darkness
Peter: And I'd rather not have Matt throw holy water at me
Isa: Why would I carry blood around with me?
Peter: You have literal darkness bottled up!
Isa: True
Isa: But I don't carry blood
Isa: I have several potions that look like blood but like
Isa: They aren't blood.
Peter: If I don't get corrupted I'll drink it
Isa: Yay
Isa: I'm behind you Peter
Jessica is online
Jessica: What did I miss
Isa: I'm making Peter take some potions
Peter: THIS IS DISGUSTING ISA
Peter: Wait nevermind it's delicious
Jessica: Da fuq
Isa: Peter thought I was giving him a bottle of darkness
Isa: When it reality it was a potion of healing that was chocolate chip cookie flavored
Isa: Shit your wounds were worse than I thought
Isa: Have another
Jessica: Is one of them vodka flavor
Isa: No
Jessica: Damn it
Isa: There is one that basically becomes any flavor you want, depending on what you're in the mood to eat
Jessica: Gimme one
Isa: nO
Isa: Those are only if you're on the brink of death
Isa: ..... Tbh I really should given one to Peter
Peter: GEE YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!
Isa: Least I have a lot of these
Peter: Where do you even pull these from?
Isa: Gotta go help Luke restrain the Leaper
Isa: Brb
Isa is offline
Jessica: .... Did she really just deflect our question?
Peter: Yeah
Jessica: I'm getting suspicious of her
Peter: I agree
Jessica: Oh should we interrogate her?
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