BTS IN NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE

1.2K 30 2
                                    

Jimin: Hey hyung! I just wrote fouteen singles, six album ideas, nine beats, exercised my voice to rap better, gave J-Hope steroids, and found jams!
Rap Monster: WHAT?!!!?!??!! No! NO! NOOOO-
Rap: Monster: *wakes up in pool of sweat* ... oh thANK GOD

Jin: hey, Yoongi can you pass me the- *elbow knows over a Mario figurine into his open makeup*
Jin: O_O N-NO NOOOO!!! THAT WAS MY MOST EXPENSIVE- NUUUUU!!!! *cries*
Suga: Hyung, I recall that figurine was cheap...
Jin: oh, that? I know about Mario, but that bag was your makeup stuff. Nothing! ^_^
Suga: .______.

Suga: I think I'm too swag to die. The members fear me more than death.
V: *steals his pillow*
Suga: now if you excuse me I must get back to my nap- wHERE IS PILLOW????? *death stares to everyone*
V: haahah fun joke *gives back pillow, hands trembling*

J-Hope: Hobi Hobi has suffered before........... i-I HATE SNAKEU (>人<;)

V: hey Jiminiepabo your ballet years have been exposed
Jimin: wAT HOW did you get any footage???!??
V: uh
Jimin: ok *sighs* vERY FUNNY

V: *tries to actually talk to the aliens* *thankfully Eomma Jin found him and dragged him home*

Jungkook: *mumbling* Jimin, I love you...
Jimin: Huh??
Jungkook: .....r dog.
Jimin: ('∀`=) *tears* (Jiminie's dog is in a better place...) Ddosun was lovely....
Jungkook: *whispers* whEw that was close

A/N: this took kinda a long time ah why did I do this xD well anyone awake (maybe I-I can never fly-) ??? Actually well in my time zone it's midnight :P

BTS ScenariosWhere stories live. Discover now