BTS AS CHRISTIANS

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A/N: BTS' (and anyone else's alleged) religion may be "confirmed" as anything, so if BTS aren't Christians then all we can do is imagine...

RM: the only thing I break now is bread! ...And maybe wine. And the tables.

Jin: *wakes up* ahhhhhhhh what a good day to be named with the same first letter as Jesus Christ. *sends a flying kiss heavenward*

Suga: *in his morning prayer* I thank you, God, for giving me eternal rest. Please let me feel more temporary rest on this earth now.
Jimin: hyung, hate to break it to you, but we have work to do. The sun is here.
Suga: wEll Jesus isn'T so let God fulfiLl my pRayEr

J-Hope: *announces that his stage name is changed to be short for Jesus-Hope*

Jimin: *changes legal name to Christian Chim Chim*

V: *sheds single tear* The real victory is through Christ

Jungkook: Now I know how I defy all human knowledge, power, wit and strength (and etc)... I must be a deluxe creation from God!

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