A/N: I laughed thinking of what they'd look like wasted 😂
Thanks for the idea, The_Galaxy_Kuran 😘😂
P.S. According to J-Hope, their tolerance to alcohol from best to worst in comparison to each other is
1. Yoongi 2. Jin 3. Jimin 4. Namjoon 5. Jungkook 6. Tae 7. Himself
P.P.S. In this scenario, everyone else is sober except for the main member in my normal order
RM: *in English, talking to a plant* yo duuuude I think I feel some lyrics coming on... *throws up*
V: sign me uP!
Jin: can you hear that? Can you hear it? Can you hear that? I swear, can you guys hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can-
RM: hyung, calm dow-
Jin: it's the sOUND OF my hAAAANdSOMENEEEEeeeEeEeESss
Jin: ahah... I love you, Rapmon. *sings their original* You're beautifUuuuul
Suga: why am I not surprised that he's serenading you first
RM: *blushing* shUT UP
Suga: *downs 11 shots of 4 different strong drinks, empties 23 bottles of Soju* wat, if I faint then it means more slee- *faints acceptingly*
J-Hope: hey guys I think I can sing today! Ahhh ah ah aaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHllalal lallaaa la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa*cough*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jungkook: someone record and enter him into the Supernote challenge (A/N: if you know what Supernote is without Googling I will likEly maRry yoU 😂)
Jimin: *weeping and laughing like a child trying not to laugh at a parent who angered them* I feel so faaaaaat .... why do I look like a kiddd ehuhuhhuhhu😭😭😭😭😭
V: *weeps with him*
RM: oh gOod lord who's sober?
Suga: the bottle Jiminie's holding looks new.
RM: oh yea but (fun fAct kiDdies!) the smaller you are, the less you need to get drunk.
Suga: he ain't even thAt smol-
RM: yes he is, look at him
Jimin: *desperately* I-I still love you, Yoongi hyung! *tears streaming down his face*
RM: kekekekekek and yesterday you told me that it was embarrassing when Jin-
Suga: dO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?
V: tick tick. Tick tick. Tick tick. Tick tick. *eye twitches* tick tick.
Jin: V what the-
V: *suddenly* meeeooowww *pulls off shoe and rubs face against the bottom of it*
A/WARNING: ERROR. IF I CONTINUE I WILL LIKELY SCARE YOU OR MYSELF WITH DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT MY-IMAGINATION-DRUNK TAE COULD DO. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.
Jungkook: *drinks a tiny bit* MUST. HOLD. IN. MY. INNER. PEACE-
Jungkook: *two seconds later* H-hey guys look I-I bet I can stuff all our toothbrushes in my mouth!
A/N: I think I had too much fun with this one, seriously, thank you The_Galaxy_Kuran 😹😹
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BTS Scenarios
RandomBasically this is a book of compiled, "What would BTS be like in this situation XD". I (J)Hope you like them! <3 (Edit: Prepare yourself for 2016 BTS memery bs lol)
