A/N: wowza big word! Ok so just in case anyone doesn't know what a "telemarketer" is, picture the Shamwow guy, someone who tries to sell you stuff on TV
Rap Monster: Ever cry when cutting onions? Isn't it just bothersome and stings your eyes? Well, with eighteen simple payments of 100 dollars, you can buy yourself a "me' and get them cut for you! Never will you-
Jin: Nuh-uh hon you're mine *drags him offscreen*
Jin: Hate dealing with five-no six- or more children? Well then I have the tool for you! Don't deal with nagging dongsaen- I mean children any longer! Just read to them this book on handy-dandy dad jokes™ made by yours truly and shut them up- I mean quiet them- for a while! Side effects may include: irritation and cringy laughter!
Suga: Have strange, talkative friends? Buy my headphones. It'll keep you from hearing voices of the people around you. *glances very specifically off-camera to BTS in the room*
J-Hope: HEY GUYS!! Do you like music? And do you have a nose? I'm pretty sure you do!! So look no further to utilize both those features you have and buy a nose-flute!! *pulls out flute from behind him* *sqUEAK* Makes even all your stone-cold friends laugh, guaranteed, or your money back!
Jimin: So, how do you feel about bread? I'm sure you like it, so why not have some jams with it?? Order my selection of jams of all flavors, plus premium and limited Namjoon's jams! Why? Well becauseIstoredsomeformyself, so buy it now! Only seven dollars a jar, a dollar will go to each member :) except I get two and Rapmon gets none. Sooo~ buy now!
V: Sick and tired of being lonely all the time? Living out and about yet no company? Well all you need is a hoe! For a small price at twelve dollars, you can buy yourself a hoe, and soon you'll never be alone!
Rap Monster: *dying laughing in the distance*
Jimin: V-ssi, I don't know too much about English slang but hoe-? What are you doing???
V: Yeah, a garden hoe. Then you can get plants and crops so you'll never be lonely :) *literal innocent smile*
Jungkook: Come one, come all! This is no circus or a joke, but I, Jeon Jungkook, am selling shirts! If you're picky about your wardrobe look no further than here for the most simple but fashionable white T-shirts you've ever worn! So how is it different from other white shirts? Uh... .... b-buy now!
This one was kinda long to read ehe
YOU ARE READING
BTS Scenarios
RandomBasically this is a book of compiled, "What would BTS be like in this situation XD". I (J)Hope you like them! <3 (Edit: Prepare yourself for 2016 BTS memery bs lol)
