One Piece X Reader: WEDDINGS

Reader X Corazon: Fires, Just Fires

Taking in a deep breath, you looked to the side and glanced in the mirror, today was your wedding day, to the biggest dork in the new world, the man who was famous for tripping over everything, Donquixote Rocinante.

Though you really wanted to make him a stuttering mess at the alter with your beautiful dress, you decided to dress up in a punk hazard suit instead, which you now were beginning to think was the best idea you've ever had, considering all the chaos you swore will begin soon.

Frowning in the mirror, you clicked your tongue as you tried to find a way to bunch up all the baggy parts in the outfit, but to no avail it would just slump back down, making you feel like a clumpy toxicity researcher.

Turning around on your boot, you picked up the neat bouquet of roses, giving them a suspicious glare before blasting them with another fire proof spray, just to make sure one last time, there wasn't a thing about being too safe, and you were going to take full blown advantage of that, god yes.

Hearing a knock at the door, your head turned to see Doffy tilt his head in, seeing the wide smirk on his face falter for a moment seeing your fieldwork suit, you scowled back at the man, knowing exactly why he was so disappointed as he came in with his creepy grin and intimidating hunch.

"Fufufufu, and here I was hoping to see you dressed as a proper Donquixote lady for once" the sicko was into you, or at least into your body, that much was certain when he once 'accidentally' mistook you for one of his ladies and brought you to his room, let's just say you hoped the man would never forget your rage that time, ever since then you've always tried to get the lousy creep to back off, but apparently he was a masochist as well as a sadist.

"Back off, it's my wedding day, and if I said I wanted clown at the after party you'd have been the first to know" grinning at the vein popping on his forehead, you assumed he probably couldn't do anything now, boy were you wrong.

Next thing you knew, the freaky creep had you pinned to the far side of the wall, stuck seeing nothing but that annoying painted color of pink, "fufufufufu, now (Y/N)-chan, isn't that kind of rude to your brother-in-law?" Feeling a chill go down your spine when you caught his breath on the back of your neck, you evilly grinned as an idea popped up in your mind, "dunno, is this how it feels to know you'll never have kids?" Not taking any of his garbage, you didn't hesitate at all, kicking him right in the balls at full force.

Smirking feeling him practically collapse right behind you, swirling on your foot, you were quick to send a boot right to his chin, causing the blonde to fly backwards into the ground, absolutely beaming when a few moans of pain caught your ear.

Giving him an innocent tight lipped smile as you walked around the beaten man, glaring into his glasses with your cross (E/C) orbs, you turned around and clumsily walked down the hall with the clunky boots you had strapped on, hearing the creep hiss as you continued onward, "feisty, feisty (Y/N), but just you wait, once I get to you, you'll be on your knees" you only laughed at him.

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Walking down the isle, you beamed at Rocinante seeing the very same smile he had on your face, it was just so irresistible seeing the purity and goofiness reflect in his eyes, you almost wanted to run to him, and you would've too if it wasn't for those miserable, godforsaken boots.

So just settling for walking like a pregnant woman on the isle, you cringed underneath the helmet you wore seeing several fire hazards surrounding him, making this all the more stressful for you just imagining how he would spontaneously trigger them all at just the worst moment.

Finally reaching his side, the boring priest raised his arms as if he was expecting something to fall out of the roof and began to mutter a bunch of holy stuff you probably should have been paying attention to, though you felt way more comfortable getting lost inside Rocinante's excited gaze.

Just noticing the pure childlike wonder in his eyes made you smile, how could such a freaking hot piece of man candy act like such an amazing best friend? He was just simply your dream guy, your superman, your soulmate, your romeo, your fireman..wait, your fireman?

Blinking in absolute horror, you came back into reality to see a flame suddenly spread around the blonde's black coat, only to freeze in amusement for a moment to see that he still didn't notice it yet, even if it did reach his...certain places.

Smiling at his silliness, as the priest and everyone else evacuate the area, Rocinante only continued to stare into your eyes in wonder, slowly going up in flames, sighing at the situation, you rolled your eyes before reaching behind the alter and pulling out a brand new fire extinguisher.

Rocinante seemed to have been confused when you did so, making you chuckle in humor as he shrieked in horror, finally coming back into the world of reality, acting as if was -well- on fire, the giant of a man jumped around like a headless chicken in it's final moments, only spreading the fire even more until he finally regained his senses and stopped, dropped, and rolled around like a pig in a mud puddle.

Laughing as you sprayed the goop from the extinguisher everywhere, looking back to the man, you grinned in amusement as he stood back up, now almost half way nude, much to your delight in a way.

Once the can ran out of all it's juice, you jiggled the thing around for a moment before tossing it aside, not caring where it landed at all as you approached him, stumbling in your boots occasionally but just brushed it off.

"That was great" you hummed, but the man didn't seem as happy as you did, "jeez, I didn't even get to kiss you before I started a catastrophe" pouting like a child, Rocinante sighed like a depressed five year old, kicking some lump of burnt fabric.

"If you want a kiss just ask for one" removing your helmet, you giggled seeing the redness of his nervous face, smiling at his shyness, you cupped both his cheeks before bringing his lips to your own, both of you being completely oblivious to the several fires that started up around you.