One Piece X Reader: WEDDINGS

Reader X Cracker: Tame Her

"Fight me!" Cracker cracked one eye open from the branch he laid on in the Seducing woods.

He grinned seeing a familiar rebellious subordinate- who wasn't exactly a subordinate yet but was practically already accepted into the family, the same one that always snuffed him out whenever he came to this part of Whole Cake island- which was precisely the reason he came here so often.

"Oh? Are you here to lose? Little mouse?" You gritted your teeth in agitation, hating the random nickname he seemed to have given you on the fly.

"I'm here to beat you into the ground!" The purple haired man licked his teeth ecstatically seeing you pull out two familiar hook swords, his blood began to race at the thought of another good fight and grabbed ahold of Pretzel.

Sitting up, he lurched backwards just in time to miss getting sliced by one of your quick swipes- his smile momentarily forced off, not having been paying attention earlier he failed to see you make the first move.

Grinning at his panicked form, you used your swords to dance through the trees, swinging through them not unlike a monkey, "come get some you flaky biscuit! I'll make you crumble like a cookie!"

Laughing arrogantly at the jokes, the Charlotte calmly watched you speed around the trees, knees bent, back tightly wound, arms loose and powerful- waiting to be set off like cannons, giving her the strength of ripping through the anthropomorphic vegetation like nothing.

The way you moved was so swift and lively- wild even, he couldn't help but stop to stare every time.

Angry with his lack of eagerness, you swung to a stop in your hypnotic dance and hung yourself on a branch by one arm, "oi! You gonna fight me?! Or are you gonna stand there and be an easy target?!"

That seemed to have instigated a reaction, hearing the sparks in his hair clap and click, the sweet commander took a tight grip of Pretzel's hilt and shifted into a familiar starting pose.

Lightly swinging yourself back and forth in the trees, once you thought you've built enough momentum, you threw yourself straight at him, making sure to build enough haki in your arms to hurt but not do fatal damage.

You weren't a fool enough to actually try and seriously kill one of Big Mom's children in the center of her own territory- especially a sweet commander.

Once upon a time you were a reasonably notorious pirate captain that shook the Marine forces badly, and evidently- adequate to be a potential bride for one of the Yonko's sons.

Your entire crew was wiped out without hesitation by a commander- and that was a sore topic, considering how long you've spent your adventures with them, only to watch the few people unafraid of you get swatted like flies.

It hurt, it enraged you.

So when you realized Big Mom wanted you married into the family for your unrivaled level of armament haki- only to have you be some little miss homemaker on the sidelines and give her grandchildren to use?!

You transcended angry, you were livid, FURIOUS.

Things became messy when the Charlottes discovered that your armament haki was too powerful to contain after you rejected their proposal.

Even more so when none of them could battle you one on one without having to fight seriously- which meant risking to injure you, which was not a desired option.

Big Mom was VERY SERIOUS about getting you under her thumb after seeing your haki up close.

Although even though the matriarch couldn't keep you in a cage or shackle you with a wedding ring, her network of tartes were enough to keep you stranded on Whole Cake island.