Hamilton Oneshots

Nervous Wedding Night (Philodosia Smut)

Requested by potassium_boron

Theo sat next to her husband who she had just married about an hour ago. Their reception was coming to an end but the tears hadn't stopped, Philip's parents and Theo's father were just messed while Philip's siblings kept running around like hooligans it was great.

"Theo," Philip whispered and she looked at him before pushing her veil out of the way making him laugh as she struggled with the thin piece of fabric, "Want to head home?" He asked and she perked up.

"Yeah!" He laughed again. Philip had purchased a house before their wedding for them to move into after their wedding and apparently earlier that day he'd already moved his and her stuff in as she was busy getting ready. He wouldn't tell her where it was, how it looked, nothing, she was excited.

Philip stood up and took her hand, helping her up before he called for everybody's attention. When he was sure he spoke up, "My beautiful wife." He looked at her with a wink making her grin stupidly, "And I must retire to our residence." He continued and turned back to the crowd with his own huge grin, "We wish you all a very good day and the best of nights as we enter this new chapter in our lives and our family's. Have a blessed night." He grinned and kissed Theo again as their attendees cheered, Theo, squeezing his hand as she kissed back.

With that, she and Philip headed to a carriage with 'Just Married' attached to the back on a board. He helped her inside and they waved at everybody who came to see them off. She leaned out the window to yell, "Take care daddy!" At her father as they carriage trotted down the street, "And you too Mr Hamilton!" She waved and then sat back down.

Philip looked at her, "God you're beautiful." He said and pulled her in for another kiss as she laughed. The ride to their new place was full of Philip continuing to have no restraint as he kept kissing Theo randomly.

They pulled up to a rather large estate and Theo's eyes almost popped out of her head, "Whoaaaa what?" She asked as the carriage came to a stop.

"Surprise!" Philip laughed and opened the carriage door, paying the driver real quick and then helping Theo out, "Your family, my family, and even some of our father's and my grandfather's political friends and actual friends chipped in! I even wrote a few books and they sold well, and, with the money I bought this huge place!"

"Holy shit..." She took his hand and led him to the door and turned to him as he fished a key from his pocket and opened the door, "How many stories is this bitch?" She asked quietly as she took in the house she was now the co-owner of.

"Three, this is the main floor and there's two more up." Philip answered and then threw her over his shoulder as she screamed in surprise, "But you'd need only worry about a room on the second floor for tonight~"

"Philip!" She wiggled slightly as Philip carried her up a flight of stairs and down two hallways, going to a door at the end of the last one. He opened it and set her down, "This is our bedroom I assume."

"Right as always," They walked inside and she took in the huge bedroom. Theo would've liked to take it in and look at each piece of art on the walls but before she could even register anything besides the bigger than king sized bed she found herself face down on it, "Guess what?"

His breath on her neck made her shudder slightly, "What?" She asked, her body actually ignored his flirtatious voice as it focused on the softness of the mattress she was resting on. She then felt lips on her neck and she squeaked, "Philip!"

"You know what happens on a wedding night, right?" He teased and pulled her veil off, setting it on the nightstand gently, "The consummation~" Theo's entire body probably turned red as her eyes widened at the blatant sexual advance.