HAMILTON

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(Authors note sorry)

We did it based off of that song ^^^

So we were in theater, and my friend and I like to pretend we're in Hamilton's world. I'm Hamilton and she's Eliza. So we were doing an improve scene and sitting on 2 chairs. This happened:

Eliza: sweetie, Hamilton, I'm pregnant

Hamilton: and you didn't tell me sooner?

Eliza: I wanted you home

Hamilton: you could have told me though.

Eliza: I thought it would be better if I told your boss instead.

Hamilton: *stands up and starts kicking the chair* GEORGE CAN FUCKING STAY OUT OF THIS ELIZA I WAS STARTING A REVOLUTION

Eliza: I WANTED YOU TO MEET YOUR SON! AT LEAST I DONT GO AROUND FUCKING MY SISTERS!!

Hamilton: IS IT EVEN MINE ELIZA?!! HUH?!

Eliza: Nope. It's Aaron's.

Hamilton: FUCK YOU ELIZA I WANT ANGELICA

We started chasing eachother around the theater and I kept screaming, "ELIZA STOP RUNNING YOU'RE PREGNANT!!"

And she stopped in the middle of the seats and said "I got an abortion."

And I'm like "THIS IS THE 1700's ABORTION ISNT A THING YET."

"NOW WERE POOR AND AARON IS GONNA FUCKING SHOOT ME SOONER OR LATER!"

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